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Ale pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, m\u00e1me na mysli opravdov\u00e9ho MU\u017dE, ne r\u00e1dobyhipsterskou sle\u010dinku s cul\u00ed\u010dkem na temeni hlavy, kter\u00e1 je nasoukan\u00e1 do upnut\u00fdch, nejl\u00e9pe barevn\u00fdch d\u017e\u00edn s d\u00edrami na kolenou a v ruce, kterou m\u00e1 a\u017e po z\u00e1p\u011bst\u00ed hezky schovanou pod upnut\u00fdm buzna-rol\u00e1\u010dkem, \u010di ve flanelov\u00e9 ko\u0161ili po […]","datePublished":"2020-09-11","dateModified":"2023-06-09","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.silnicejc.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.silnicejc.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/82449f5dd313bdc88befc1a2d3138ce45c5e7d5eeee84221e3cf7fbc184b80d3?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/82449f5dd313bdc88befc1a2d3138ce45c5e7d5eeee84221e3cf7fbc184b80d3?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"silnicejc.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.silnicejc.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a294426_w2120_t1506369334.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.silnicejc.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a294426_w2120_t1506369334.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.silnicejc.cz\/jak-vybrat-vhodny-darek-ctete-pouze-v-pripade-ze-chcete-obdarovat-skutecneho-machra\/","about":["Produkty"],"wordCount":447,"articleBody":"M\u00e1te v rodin\u011b, \u010di ve sv\u00e9m bl\u00edzk\u00e9m okol\u00ed mu\u017ee? Ale pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, m\u00e1me na mysli opravdov\u00e9ho MU\u017dE, ne r\u00e1dobyhipsterskou sle\u010dinku s cul\u00ed\u010dkem na temeni hlavy, kter\u00e1 je nasoukan\u00e1 do upnut\u00fdch, nejl\u00e9pe barevn\u00fdch d\u017e\u00edn s d\u00edrami na kolenou a v ruce, kterou m\u00e1 a\u017e po z\u00e1p\u011bst\u00ed hezky schovanou pod upnut\u00fdm buzna-rol\u00e1\u010dkem, \u010di ve flanelov\u00e9 ko\u0161ili po prad\u011bdovi, dr\u017e\u00ed k\u00e1vu od Starbucks.M\u00e1me na mysli mu\u017ee drs\u0148\u00e1ka a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9ho machra s plnovousem hust\u00fdm jako hou\u0161t\u00ed v lese, se svaly jako k\u00e1men, kter\u00fd hol\u00fdma rukama sejme medv\u011bda a smrd\u00ed potem na kilometry daleko.Existuje-li ve va\u0161em okol\u00ed n\u011bkdo takov\u00fd, volba narozeninov\u00fdch (a vlastn\u011b jak\u00fdchkoliv) d\u00e1rk\u016f m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt vstupenkou do pekla. \u017de sv\u00ed\u010dkou nikoho neuraz\u00ed\u0161? Ha, ha! O m\u011bkk\u00e9 d\u00e1rky se ani nepokou\u0161ejte! Chra\u0148 b\u016fh, aby to byly pono\u017eky!Kdepak, takov\u00e9ho macho chlapa jen tak n\u011b\u010d\u00edm neuct\u00edte!\u010c\u00edm jej tedy podarovat, kdy\u017e u\u017e mus\u00edte?1.       N\u016f\u017e. N\u016f\u017e je pecka! Jednak bude vypadat jako drs\u0148\u00e1k, a\u017e stiskne st\u0159enku mezi zuby a zhoupne se na li\u00e1n\u011b do ho\u0159\u00edc\u00edho bar\u00e1ku, aby odtamtud zachr\u00e1nil mal\u00e9ho chlape\u010dka, a jednak se mu tento praktick\u00fd d\u00e1rek bude hodit, a\u017e bude sp\u00e1t pod \u0161ir\u00e1kem n\u011bkde v lese a p\u0159epadne jej medv\u011bd (p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b hlad a bude si cht\u00edt ukrojit \u017evanec chleba a turistick\u00e9ho sal\u00e1mu).Jak\u00fd n\u016f\u017e ale vybrat? Tak \u0161v\u00fdcar\u00e1kem samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nic nezkaz\u00edte! Je sv\u011btov\u011b zn\u00e1mo, \u017ee \u0161v\u00fdcarsk\u00e9 no\u017ee jsou spole\u010dn\u011b s hodinkami nejkvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm zbo\u017e\u00edm v Evrop\u011b.A jak\u00fd vybrat? Jist\u011b, jsou k dost\u00e1n\u00ed i no\u017ee s v\u00fdvrtkou, piln\u00edkem na nehty, \u010dist\u00edtkem na nehty, otv\u00edr\u00e1kem na konzervy i l\u00e1hve, s pilkami na d\u0159evo a \u017eelezo, s univerz\u00e1ln\u00edm kl\u00ed\u010dem, od\u0161upinova\u010dem ryb, pinzetou, p\u00e1r\u00e1tkem i \u0161roubov\u00e1kem, a tak d\u00e1le a tak d\u00e1le. Rovnou v\u00e1m ale m\u016f\u017eeme \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee tyhle serepeti\u010dky, jakkoliv vyzn\u00edvaj\u00ed drsn\u011b, jsou zbyte\u010dn\u00e9. Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd chlap si vysta\u010d\u00ed s velk\u00fdm no\u017eem s pojistkou a otv\u00edr\u00e1kem na konzervy a na n\u011bjak\u00e9 to pivo. Zbytek je nepot\u0159ebn\u00fd a nav\u00edc zbyte\u010dn\u011b n\u00e1kladn\u00fd. Za takhle luxusn\u011b vybaven\u00e9 no\u017ee d\u00e1te v p\u0159epo\u010dtu i 5 000 korun!Autor: Zuzana Mach\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.1\/5 - (15 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"JAK VYBRAT VHODN\u00dd D …","item":"https:\/\/www.silnicejc.cz\/jak-vybrat-vhodny-darek-ctete-pouze-v-pripade-ze-chcete-obdarovat-skutecneho-machra\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]